Happiness Is…{the darnedest things}

Remember that show with Bill Cosby, Kids Say The Darnedest Things?  Well Jax is now three-and-a-half going on forty and sometimes the most hilarious thing come out of his mouth!  Such as…

1.  Playing a video game at the local pizza place with Grammy, where you each get to steer a car around a race track.

Grammy to Jax, in her hard-core Boston accent: “Maybe next time your car will win.”

Jax to Grammy, with exaggerated patience:  “Grammy, it’s CAR not CAH.  You forgot the “errr” sound.”

2.  JDubbs and Jax come home to find our lilac tree has been uprooted somehow.  Bear? Gravity?  Who knows?  They go to investigate.

Jax: Daddy, what happened to our tree?”

JDubbs: I don’t know, buddy.  Maybe it just fell down.”

Jax, my own little Lorax:  “I bet the Once-ler got it.”

stellar photo credit to JDubbs

3.  Jax, playing nicely alone, in his usual good guy/bad guy mentality:  “Come on!  Let’s go defeat the bad whores!”

Me, choking on my soda:  “Jax! What did you just say?”

Jax, looking at me, puzzled and innocent: I’m battling the evil HORSE, Mom.  You know the one from Tangled?”

Me, feeling like a moron: “You mean Maximus?”

Jax: Yes.” but what he really meant was, “Duh, Mom. I’ve been saying “horse” since I could talk.  What else would I have said?”  Riiiiiiight….

And these are just the ones I can remember off the top of my head!  Oh that Jax sure does keep us on our toes!

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